21 February 2006

Blast Rocks Palace

AN explosion rocked Malacañang Monday noon, which according to an investigation by President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's security was caused by a "chain reaction" of chemicals and not by any improvised explosive device...PSG chief Delfin Bangit had said that there was no breach in security around Malacañang.

Ummm... chemical chain reaction... no breach in security.

The day this becomes truly believable is the day that coffee is healthy for us.