15 March 2006

Disney's shaggy cast

It promises to rain in Los Angeles this weekend, so we’ll probably wind up taking the kids to the movies to see Disney’s remake of The Shaggy Dog.

We don’t really look forward to the probable butt-sniffing and leg-humping gags, but we do have to hand it to Disney for providing our kids with such positive role models as stars Tim Allen and Robert Downey, Jr.

Signs of the times folks. I mean, a convicted cocaine dealer, a rehabilitated drug user, two soft semi-porn girls are part of the cast. Well not really soft semi-porn, but I just wanted to use that for a little emphasis.

Don't get me wrong, it's just funny to see all of them in a Disney movie. I mean, wouldn't it be hilarious if Mary Poppins starred Pamela Anderson, Bobby Brown, and Lindsay Lohan?

I know, I know, wrong analogy. They're not even english.