03 November 2005

Dancing With The Stars Of Scientology

"It is unclear if Travolta's wife and Cruise's fiancée had the chance to talk. If so, it is reasonable to assume that Ms. Preston would have pressed home the cult's central doctrine about childbirth - that mothers should not express pain while in labour for fear of traumatising the baby..."
Remember that scene in the third remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the one with Gabrielle Anwar in it?) where kids in a classroom showed their paintings and all were alike except for that one kid?

I guess that's how Katie Holmes feels right now.