15 May 2005

Mace Windu Heir Flees Charges Of Jedi Mind Trick Date Rape

"An heir to the Mace Windu lightsaber fortune is being hunted by the Republic after vanishing in the midst of his trial on charges of Jedi mind trick date raping three women..."

And as you know, Mace Windu stumbled upon a fortune when he came up with the purple lightsabre....