20 March 2004

Imaginary Girlfriends - Find Your New Imaginary Girlfriend Today!

Imaginary Girlfriends

"Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?

With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice..."

You think I could use this as an April Fools Joke on my wife, Tess? You kidding me? I don't have a deathwish!

I could see it now, "No! Really! She's just imaginary! The emails are all made up!"

(via Something Awful)