Imaginary Girlfriends
"Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?
With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice..."
You think I could use this as an April Fools Joke on my wife, Tess? You kidding me? I don't have a deathwish!
I could see it now, "No! Really! She's just imaginary! The emails are all made up!"
(via Something Awful)
