"...' RED DWARF THE MOVIE is set in the distant future where Homo Sapienoids, a fearsome combination of flesh and machine, and the next stage of human evolution, have taken over the solar system and almost wiped out the human race.
The only survivors are the crews of long-haul space freighters that left Earth before the conflict began. The Sapienoids send forth fleets of Death Ships to hunt them down. One by one - the human ships fall, until only one remains.
Its name - Red Dwarf...'
This is indeed the plot of Red Dwarf - The Movie. Kinda. It misses the bit where Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Kryten come together, obviously. It also misses out Holly and Kochanski. It misses the actual plot, in fact, and with good reason. This flyer was produced as a marketing tool for Winchester Films to sell the movie in various international territories. What story is included is there to whet the appetite.
It's been a long time coming, but finally Red Dwarf - The Movie is becoming a reality."
THIS IS THE ONE MOVIE I WILL NOT MISS! Say what you'll say but I've been a Red Dwarf fanboy mark since season one!
All together now:
It's cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly
Far away from here.
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
I want to lie
Shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh
Mango juice.
Goldfish shoals
Nipping at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun.
