15 January 2006

Need a litte more kick in the relationship?

After a while, even the best relationships can do with a bit of spicing up.

Couples can get complacent, and a vigourous nightly ritual can become a lazy once a month activity.

But it's never too late to inject some fun and excitement into your love life...

Try some of this humourous positions for a laugh. Here's some of my favorites:

  • Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.
  • Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.
  • Bank style - Screw the customers.
  • Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
  • The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period.