TROY: Hollywood vs. Homer

" What follows is a partial list of discrepancies between "Troy the Big-Budget Hollywood Movie" and "Troy the Epic Poem and Archeological History".

This list was provided by Dr. James Holoka, Professor Foreign Languages and History at Eastern Michigan University..."

-Impress your friends and family by pointing these discrepancies out.
- Act like a literary sno... I mean purist by saying these out loud and "tsk-tsking' on why they changed the story around
- Oh and be sure to wear glasses, a pipe and develop the Jeff Goldblum like stutter (the one he did in Jurassic Park) to complete the overall image.

Oh and I found out, this is not 'Hollywood vs Homer Simpson'.