Brokeback Mountain star Heath Ledger will play The Joker in the next Batman film, titled The Dark Knight, film studio Warner Brothers has announced.
The Australian actor reprises the role memorably played by Jack Nicholson in 1989's Batman film.
Will the Joker now attempt to kiss The Batman?
Will The Batman sport rubber nipples?
How will the Philippine audience react?
Well from Gay Cowboy to Happy Clown, the possibilities are endless. I wonder if he'll bring some wonderful toys.