Philippines - Uncyclopedia

Most Filipinos (or Pinoys, as they prefer to call themselves) have a pair of eyes, ears and nostrils, two arms and legs much like humans. They pout and use their lips instead of their fingers to point to things. They can understand each other using various body languages and gestures without uttering a word. Filipinos have this secret sign called "the floating rectangle...."

This and other satirical factoids about the Philippines. Ummm... emphasis on satire.


(via Pocholo Henson)