It's David Blaine Holy Father Christmas as pope dons traditional hat

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

MERRY KWANZAA!

A FESTIVIOUS FESTIVUS!

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

Oh and for Christians like me, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

And for everyone regardless of faith, A CHARMING CHRISKWAKKAAH!

Now, Our Holy Pope, Pope David Blaine Benedict XVI, wearing the traditional Santa hat gives me the creeps. First, the Pope wears Prada, now he's got that "I have to rule the whole world" look. He's a perfect cast for a James Bond movie, I tell you.

Or he can do street magic like that uber street magician, David Blaine. And talking about David Blaine, here's Gahsoon's post about the street magician magically taking his magic heart out. It's not street magic but rubber chest magic. David Blaine seems to be getting mediocre with his magic these days...

Oh wait. Why am I talking about David Blaine and his street magic? It's Christmas! The most magic day of all days! That's why.