"A thief was killed when he tried to escape barangay authorities by jumping off a speeding vehicle and crushed his head on the pavement yesterday morning..."Hmmm.... let's see...
1. Thief gets caught by the village authorities.
2. Thief gets a ride in the security van
3. Thief jumps out head first into pavement
Thief ain't that smart. He should have waited for the real cops to arrive. At least, they'd be more competent from letting him jump off the van in the first place...
