07 October 2005

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!

"Research on bread indicates that:

...Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests...

..More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread...

...Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis...."
Don't know if much of this is true but then again, it's bread.