"FORMER President Corazon Aquino and preacher Bro. Eddie Villanueva yesterday publicly admitted regretting having helped Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo become president of the Philippines.
...Apparently referring to Vice President Noli de Castro, Aquino said the current "alternative has not been as attractive..."
Hmmm... I don't want to sound malicious but would this also have to do with the present government's stand on Aquino's Hacienda Luisita?
Oh and as for the vice president, all he needs is a makeover to make him attractive. How about a brain transplant?
NO?
Yeah, I know it wouldn't work. That's like installing Windows XP on an old 386PC with 1024kb of memory. (To non geeks - that means your old Sharp Calculator is faster.)
How about adding more advisers to his gaggle of lawyers?
Still not biting?
Talk about shooting yourself in the head after downing a bottle of arsenic while jumping off a cliff.
How about adding in a free ticket to any country of your choice and immigration status there?
Would that do?
Oh wait... there's an off-chance that GMA, Aquino, and the rest of the gang will come with us....
