26 September 2005

The Rapture Index

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.

Rapture Index of 85 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145: Fasten your seat belts
I don't even know what a rapture is? Is it one of those dinosaur thingys?

Current index is 161. So that's like the "fasten your seat belts" mode. Anyway, i remember the tips;

1. don't move, it's vision is based on movement;
2. if you saw part two, then move it's vision isn't based on movement.
Oh wait... that's the T-rex...