I just saw Dateline NBC and it was the segment on the fat kid who can't seem to lose weight. What imprinted on me was the scene where there was that humongous burger he had in his hand. Prior to that, I saw "Harlold and Kumar Go to White Castle" and "Supersize Me". The thing was I was hankering for burgers. And I don't mean no Eddie Murphy type House burgers. I mean those really big, mushroom cloud laying, it could pass off as a monster truck wheel, 40000 calorie per bite, world starvation solution, that's no space station-that's a burger burger.
Wait, hankering is too subtle a word for this craving. I can't think of a word for it. But I can describe it. It's as if my stomach just tore into the time-space continuum and now it has enough space to fit the whole universe in. All of that empty void in my gut is now hankering to be filled up. Usually, when I get this feeling, orange juice would wash it all away. Seriously, if you have a craving for a certain type of food and you can't find it? Orange juice. Really works. I'd stake my li....
Ooops. I am digressing. Where was I?
Oh yeah, craving. So anyway I just got to have myself a really huge burger right now. I am losing my mind and I can't do anything about it. Why?
Well because it's 8am and McDonalds only serves breakfast.
UPDATE
Well, I didn't get my burger that day. And the next morning as I was watching MSNBC, they featured Hardee's Monster Thickburger. If you missed it, I said the next MORNING. Life's a female dog.
