03 April 2004

Yahoo! News - The Molvania Tourists Rarely Get to See


"...A new guide to 'the land untouched by modern dentistry,' published in Britain on Thursday, lists some of Molvania's highlights, including its nuclear reactor with genuine 1950s-era cracks and magnificent zoo with 1,000 animals, all crammed in one cage.
Eating out in Molvania -- spiritual home of the polka and whooping cough -- is cheap, but you may have to pay extra for a waiter with a mustache, the guide advises...

Finally found a vacation place for my family that's within my budget!