Holy SpringWater Bottled Spring Water

"You may not be religious, and you may not even believe in heaven or hell, but if you have the choice between two quality spring waters, one that has been blessed, and one that has not been, then why in heaven's name would you even take the chance? ... and has been blessed by a Monk, a Catholic Priest, as well as Holy Shaman."

Holy Bottled Spring Water, Batman!