The Bush Rape Story : Is the Media Ignoring Zippergate 2?

"President Bush is being accused of rape. This allegation is part of a lawsuit filed by a Texas woman, Margie Schoedinger. According to the complaint filed on December 3rd in Fort Bend County, Texas..In her lawsuit, Schoedinger is asking for $50 million for "emotional distress, loss of freedom and ability to pursue Plaintiff's own dreams, alienation of affection from Plaintiff's spouse, loss of privacy, being disparaged on the Internet, and loss of Plaintiff's ability to be a Christian writer..."

Yeah... $50 Mil, that's the christian thing to do. Plaintiff should also add the inability to distinguish fantasy from reality.

But in a weird turn of events:

Woman Who Filed Sex Suit Against Bush Dead.

I'm not making this up!!!! Is there something here then?