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Be sure to check out the 'order' site, too bad some are sold out already. But if you notice, one has been there for 2 years and has been discounted for 50% already!!!

Me? I think I was in the discount bin somewhere packaged with a Cabbage Patch Doll. At least that's what Tess, my wife, told me. She wanted the doll.