18 January 2006

Advice For Northerners Moving To The South

Real funny. Here's a sampler:
# In the South: If you run your car into a ditch don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
# Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.
# Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive.!

This post here gives me an idea...