MOLVANIA
"...A new guide to 'the land untouched by modern dentistry,' published in Britain on Thursday, lists some of Molvania's highlights, including its nuclear reactor with genuine 1950s-era cracks and magnificent zoo with 1,000 animals, all crammed in one cage.
Eating out in Molvania -- spiritual home of the polka and whooping cough -- is cheap, but you may have to pay extra for a waiter with a mustache, the guide advises..."
Finally found a vacation place for my family that's within my budget!
