IT IS PRECIOUS TO ME...
So now the kids have found a new plaything. My wedding ring.
Gabbi borrowed it and started acting like Gollum. Truth to tell, it looks exactly like "Precious". I let them handle it for a few minutes and take it back.
They're having a fish dinner now, and Gabbi is singing, "I only wish to catch a fish, so juicy sweet...". Hmmmm Gollum, a role model...
Better get back precious. Wouldn't want to see the fires of Mordor if something happened to "Precious".
