19 September 2005

Would you believe it took 37 years?

It's funny how in just a ten minute span, I learned the following things:

1. When craving for a cigarette, it's better to check your bag first than go through the ashtray for a long stub

2. Before raiding the fridge for food, preparing it, and microwaving it, it's better to check the dinner table first.

3. The Windows startup sound can be jarring. Check the speaker volume first. Specially if you're going to the kitchen to raid the fridge.

4. Long burned out stubs do not a craving stave.

5. It's better to make a hot cup of coffee than curse the cold one your drinking.

6. Do not turn on any of your IM programs if you're planning to do a report. You may end up postponing doing it and rushing to finish it at 12 noon for submission at 2pm.

7. Microwaving cold coffee is not the same as making a new hot cup but it takes the same time to do both.

8. Worceshtershire sauce in spaghetti does give it a distinct taste. Just don't overdo it.

9. The time it takes to clean up the mess you make in the kitchen preparing food is five times as long as it took you to eat it. This just goes over the ten minute mark but I like the number ten. It has more ooomph to it.

10. Oh and do not blog about things you learned in ten minutes at 12 noon when you have to do a report at 2pm. This one doesn't really count, but it does fit in...