07 May 2003

THIS CLAIMER IS AT THE BOTTOM

jobert composes himself and goes through the lines one more time
*Uhurm*....
Most blogs are witty, funny, coherent, informative, emotional, etc., etc., ...
Not this one.
The author of this blog, wants this to rise above other blogs and be the icon of pretention
As such... the author will promise the following things:
1. Not to use the phrase "rant and rave" as this is the most prevalent phrase in blog history (don't believe me? google it!)
2. The blog will not be consistent in content. One day, it's this. The next, it's that. On really seldom days, it will be passable.
3. This blog will not use foul language but visitors are free to ran...scratch that, visitors are free to use monster freakin' vulgarity.
4. The author will occasionally mention in the blog that he is the jobert from 1968, hence would be one of the real old joberts around.
5. All grammatical errors and spelling errors are intended. Akin to Larry Alcala hiding in his strips, the author would sometimes put in errors in the log to see if anyone would notice.
6. The author, who is jobert, will try and mention his name, jobert, a lot of times so when he Googles his name that is jobert, Google will will report this blog, which is jobert's. It must be reiterated that the author of this blog is jobert.

The author, jobert, will want to end this with a haiku...

Fish in the ocean...
Deeper, they go. Never drowns...
this blog is like that...